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Saturday, September 18, 2010

Husbands Targeted Again?



Position of a husband is just like a Split AC
No matter however loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent Indoor...

Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes.

A man in hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free.

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means - Without Information Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one every day.

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
.

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to
marry me.

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely push...!

Monday, July 26, 2010

LA LOO JOKES


* What do they call French Toilet in Bihar?
La loo

* Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs"
and moved on...

* Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and
Las
Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them
"Ji could
you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las
Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..."
and Laloo
immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.

* Laloos family planning policy..
"Don't have more than two children in one year"

* At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,
SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."


* After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a
picture.
To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along
with a herd of
buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the
cattle he poses for
the photo. Next day the photo appears front
page of a newspaper. GUESS
THE CAPTION "Laloo, third from left"

* Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business
Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed
with
Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us
three years
and we will turn it into an economic superpower like
Japan." Laloo was
very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient,"
he stated "Give me
three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar"

* A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce?"
"Marriage" replies Laloo.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Foreigner & Spicy Indian Food!

A foreigner had a very spicy Indian food last night.

Next morning he comes out of toilet and says, "Now I know why Indians use water?? Tissues can catch fire!!".

Monday, January 11, 2010

Brad Pitt, Vidya Balan and more....


Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married. After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .....why??
because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
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rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi........ . ......... ......... ......... ......
sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????
rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahu- mat do

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BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
why?
Because he became
MAMU LEE!

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santa and banta r discussing---------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite. if i sleep i can't drink
coffee."

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One day Ravan went to a disco...........................
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ...................
kyun???????? ????????? ??
kyun???????? ??????
bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

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who made Ganesh to Anesh...????
ThinK......
Think......
okay.....
" KAILASH KHER "
tere naam se " G " loon....

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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon??????
Think....... ......
Give up??
Coz...
"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."

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Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
........
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Keep Guessing.... ..
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Chalo yaar....the answer is
"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai

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if a CAT crosses ur way,
when u are going some where,
then what does it mean????????
?????????

?????????

it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.

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AND FINALLY THE LAST ONE BUT NOT THE LEAST

Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

And Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"

Socho

Thoda sur Socho
?

Socho Socho....
?
Nahi Aata
Bcoz

Indian wives call their husband "Ag" (Scientific Symbol for Silver)
American wives call their husband "Au" (Scientific Symbol for Gold....)

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Sunday, January 10, 2010

It's All About Wives

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied, "In the lake."

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got myself two girlfriends.

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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: "You can have mine."

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It's not true that married men live longer than single men.
It only seems longer.

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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once
.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

DOCTOR! Marvelous answer


A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.


The mechanic shouted across the garage," Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.


The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one... So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? "

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.....

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Doctor said : " Try to do it when the Engine is RUNNING "

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