Sardar Strikes Again

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status.

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled. Why? When asked him, he said, "Oye, that's for those who dont know swimming.

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.

He writes a love letter to the Nurse: I Love U sister...

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..

Friend: How do u know?Sardar: I told I love her, but she said her chappals are new.

Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?

Teacher: Me? No, why?

Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call.

Judge: Don't you have shame?! It is the 3rd time you are coming to court.

Sardar to judge: You are coming daily, don't you have shame?

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.

Manager: Do U know MS Office?

Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

Sardar in airplane going to Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "

Air hostess said: Be silent.

Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"

Sardarji replied: "I Mr YOU" !!.

Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key.

Doctor: When? Sardar: 3 Months Ago.

Dr: What were you doing till now?

Sardar: We were using duplicate key.

Dr: So why did you come today?

Sardar: We lost the duplicate key!!

Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....

Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?

Sardar: idiot, tujhe kuch nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..

After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st patient's eyes, tongue & ears with a torch & finally sid: "Oye, torch is okay".

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!!