Intelligence Of Sardar

1. Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi. Sardar: Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I don ' t know who is Jayanthi.

2. Sardar: You cheated me. Shopkeeper: How? Sardar: You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All India Radio.

3. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10.00 and took the ticket and said April fool.. I have a pass.

4. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright..

5. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar: Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

6. Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

7. Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar2: Dont worry, I have one more.

8. Interviewer : When is your birthday. Sardar: On 13th Oct. Interviewer: Which year? Sardar: Oye Ullu ke patte - Every year.

9. Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Sardar: Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

10. Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

11. Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: Punjab. Boss: Which part? Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in punjab.

12. American told sardar: Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai. Sardar: Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.

13. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars? Simple. Just knock at the door and they will open it.